Millions of bettors around the world will be playing a parlay card for this week’s NFL games. Some of them will be doing it as part of a government-sponsored lottery. Others will be hitting up their preferred online sportsbooks. How can you join in?

First of all, I definitely recommend the online route. Wherever you are in the world, the problem with government sports lotteries is that they almost always give you lousy odds, and they can throw some weird rules at you. Plus, your betting options are limited. Forget that noise. 

Parlay? Qu’est-ce que c’est? 

Football parlaysIf you’re new to the concept of the parlay, fear not. It’s one of the least exotic items on the sports betting menu, and a sharp approach will help you maximize your profits. 

Here’s the gist: Instead of betting on a single-game outcome, you bet on two outcomes or more, up to 12 on a typical parlay card. For you to get your money, all the outcomes on your parlay card have to come true – one slip, and you lose the whole ball of wax. 

That’s the risk. The reward is that your earnings get multiplied; for example, if you play a 2-team parlay and both bets win, you get paid out at something like 2.6 to 1 (check your preferred books for their payouts). That’s a pretty good chunk of change. Make it a 3-team parlay, and you can get 6 to 1. Or if you’re feeling like an NFL Nostradamus, you can go for the full 12-team parlay and a shot at the big jackpot: 2340 to 1. 

I Want That Money! 

You and me both. Now I have to go “good cop” on you. Nailing 12 out of 12 picks is really hard. Even I have trouble doing it. There’s only so much homework you can put in to research 12 possible outcomes. Even if you’re an NFL handicapping god and you’re hitting 60 percent of your picks, your expected chances of success on that 12-team parlay would be 0.6 to the power of 12, or about one-fifth of one percent. 

Granted, that would technically make the 2340-1 payout worth a shot, since you’re going to hit it about once every 460 attempts. That’s 27 NFL seasons if you try it once a week. Can I recommend something a little more, shall we say, efficient? I don’t want to discount the entertainment value that comes with betting a 12-team parlay, but when it comes to building a bankroll, you do want to get paid off more quickly and more often. Especially if you’re hitting 60 percent of your picks, Mr. The Greek. 

The Power of Two 

The sharp way to bet is to manage your risks and your time. The 2-team parlay is easily the preferred choice of savvy bettors, and the preferred way to do it is to parlay the pointspread and the total on a single NFL game (or any other sport with a spread and a total). That way, you’re concentrating your research on the two teams in question, the stadium and weather, the betting market, and all the other things you’d normally consider for a game. 

There’s even a sharp way to do this parlay. In theory, it’s more difficult for the favorite to cash in at the same time as the UNDER, since it takes a certain amount of scoring to make the former happen. The larger the spread, the more points have to go on the board for the favorite to cover, which threatens the UNDER even more. So parlaying the favorite with the OVER or the underdog with the UNDER has some virtue to it. 

As always, pick and choose your spots, but definitely put the parlay in your betting arsenal. It will help you make more money. You do like money, I assume. I know I do.