Serena slams her way to another Wimbledon title while Adrian Peterson gets a trip to the slammer.

Serena claims 5th Wimbledon dish

You’re Serena Williams and you’ve got the butt of a middle linebacker and a pair of legs like California redwoods, yet you wear haute couture with the fearless abandon of a wispy waif strutting the catwalks of Milan or Paris. You’re Serena Williams and you’ve never met a camera you didn’t like. You’re Serena Williams and you’re worth $85 million. You’re Serena Williams and you’re one of the greatest women’s tennis players to ever grace the game. 

It’s hard to believe that the former tennis prodigy is on the wrong side of thirty. It doesn’t seem that long ago that another young, powerful woman with a cosmic name was turning heads and changing the game. Her name was Venus Williams and she looked like the total package, but her father said her younger sister was even better. And, you know what? He was right. 

Serena WilliamsSerena Williams owes much of her success in women’s tennis to a devastating serve and a ferocious forehand. However, she has not been a rigid devotee of the game, and many say she has not delivered on her true potential. It sounds preposterous to speculate that a woman who has 14 Grand Slams to her credit has somehow fallen short of expectations. But, Serena has drifted away whether it be to injury or her dalliances with fashion, music and the many accoutrements that come with the fusion that is the modern celebrity athlete. 

On Saturday, Serena simply overwhelmed her younger adversary by powering past the up and coming Agnieszka Radwanska.  She had more aces than a case of Bicycle playing cards during this year’s Wimbledon but none more profound than the four rapid fire laser beams she delivered in under a minute.  It was a precursor of things to come. Williams eventually wrapped up the rain delayed contest and hoisted the golden dish aloft on the emerald lush of the All England Club’s dewy lawn.

While Serena Williams might have more titles if she had dedicated herself solely to tennis, it speaks volumes of her explosive power and preternatural abilities. In most cases turning thirty is the death knell for players who make it that far, but she is not your average future Hall of Famer. She has demonstrated no diminished power or skill set. As a matter of fact, a case could be made that she is subtly adding even more weapons to her dynamic arsenal.  It was a deftly placed drop shot that secured the seventh game of the 3rd set that left her opponent stupefied and ultimately resigned to the fact the she would not be celebrating on this overcast afternoon.

Serena’s heroics were not limited to her singles title as she also secured a 13th Grand Slam doubles championship with her older sister Venus. Perhaps her greatest strength is derived from the obstacles put in front of her. She is an African-American from the mean streets of Compton busting into the lily white province of professional tennis and changing the script. She has had her share of potentially life threatening medical issues as well. 

Williams had this to say about the challenges she has faced and the intestinal fortitude needed to overcome them, “I didn’t give up. I was just so tired. I had a tube in my stomach and it was draining constantly. Gosh, I mean, right before that I had the blood clot. I had lung problems. You know, then I had two foot surgeries. It was a lot . . . a lot. I felt like I didn’t do anything to bring on that. I felt like, uh, I just felt down . . . the lowest of lows.’’

Though Serena Williams may be brash and humility never her strong suit, it is because of that steely resolve that she has shone like a beacon on the biggest stage in women’s tennis. After her career is over and she is welcomed into the hallowed halls of Newport Rhode Island’s Tennis Hall of Fame, she will stand as a goliath among the giants of the sport. But, that is in the future, because Ms. Williams will no doubt add several more pieces of hardware to her already overcrowded mantle. 

Adrian Peterson stars in Locked Up

Adrian PetersonYou don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here. We’ve all heard those unwanted words when the night is still young only to us, the people enjoying it. But to the bartenders, servers, managers, and everyone else on the clock, it’s the end of a shift and time to go home. When they tell you to move along, it means stealing a few extra minutes to drain your beer and then finding a place to crash. 

But when you’re an NFL star, that message is for everyone but you and your posse. And so it goes, the same old same old for entitled young athletes who don’t understand that even they have to follow the rules on occasion. Adrian Peterson was arrested over the weekend when an off-duty police officer asked him and his crew to take the party outside. Peterson was asked again a short time later and responded that he had already heard him and allegedly pushed the officer causing him to stumble. A scuffle broke out and it took three officers to ultimately subdue the talented Viking running back. 

It can certainly be conjectured as to whether or not the cop was confrontational but, nevertheless, when you’re a guest and are asked to leave, you leave. The officer may have even asked politely, but clearly that is not the point. 

One thing is for sure. Peterson will come out with the obligatory apologies to his family, his fans and, of course, the organization. His agent is already writing the short speech which will be delivered to the media and no further questions taken.  But the crux of the matter is that professional athletes begin to believe their own press clippings. They have been treated differently since their elementary school coach initially realized they could run faster, throw farther or jump longer. Peterson isn’t the first pampered athlete to ask, “Do you know who I am?” and he won’t be the last.  But, let’s hope Adrian Peterson now understands that there are real life consequences for very foolish decisions.